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<?php

const BIRTHDATE = "2001-04-13";
$age = date_diff(
    new DateTimeImmutable(),
    new DateTimeImmutable(BIRTHDATE)
)->format("%y");

?>

<param:title>About me</param:title>
<param:active-link>about</param:active-link>

<h1>About me</h1>

<?php include SRCDIR . "/includes/under-construction.php"; ?>

<p>Hello, I'm <strong>Jonas Kohl</strong> aka <strong>hozyro</strong>!</p>
<p>
<div class="fright floatmargin">
<img src="/static/pan.gif" alt="Pan pride flag" width="125" height="75" />
<img src="/static/nb.gif" alt="Nonbinary pride flag" width="125" height="75" />
<img src="/static/genderfluid.gif"
    alt="Genderfluid pride flag" width="125" height="75" />
</div>
I'm <strong><?= $age ?>-year-old</strong> university student and software
engineer from Germany. I'm queer (pan &amp; genderfluid) and use
<strong>they/them</strong>, <strong>she/her</strong> and
<strong>he/him</strong> pronouns.
</p>
<p>
I love retro computing, especially the early to mid-2000s (yes, that's
considered retro now, get over it), as you can tell by this website
(which btw should work just fine in IE 6 if you manage to bypass the SSL errors
somehow &ndash; I tested it in many old browsers, including IE 6, IE 7,
Mozilla 1.1 and Safari 2). This website is also available solely via HTTP
over at <a href="http://hozyro.jkohl.link/">http://hozyro.jkohl.link/</a>!
</p>
<h1>This site being displayed on various systems</h1>
<table style="margin:0 auto"><tbody>
<tr>
<td style="width:258px;padding:12px 12px 0" class="center">
<!-- I know, 'target' is only allowed in XHTML Frameset, but I don't care -->
    <a class="imgLink" target="_new" href="/static/screenshot.png"><!--
        --><img src="/static/screenshot_thumb.jpg"
                alt="Screenshot of this site being displayed in 
                     Internet Explorer 6 on Windows XP"
                width="256"
                height="192" /><!--
    --></a>
</td>
<td style="width:342px;padding:12px 12px 0" class="center">
    <a class="imgLink" target="_new" href="/static/tiger.png"><!--
        --><img src="/static/tiger_thumb.jpg"
                alt="Screenshot of the home page being displayed in 
                     Safari 2.0.3 on Mac OS X 10.4.6"
                width="340"
                height="192" /><!--
    --></a>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="center vtop">
    <span class="smallText">Fig. 1: Screenshot of this site being displayed in 
    Internet Explorer 6 on Windows XP (emulated)<br />
    <span class="enlarge">(Click image to enlarge)</span></span>
</td>
<td class="center vtop">
    <span class="smallText">Fig. 2: Screenshot of the home page being displayed
    in Safari 2.0.3 on Mac OS X 10.4.6 (emulated)<br />
    <span class="enlarge">(Click image to enlarge)</span></span>
</td>
</tr>
</tbody></table>
<table style="margin:0 auto"><tbody>
<tr>
<td style="width:344px;padding:12px 12px 0" class="center">
    <a class="imgLink" target="_new" href="/static/osx.png"><!--
        --><img src="/static/osx_thumb.jpg"
                alt="Screenshot of the home page being displayed in 
                     Safari 6.0.5 on OS X 10.8.5"
                width="342"
                height="192" /><!--
    --></a>
</td>
<td style="width:242px;padding:12px 12px 0" class="center">
    <a class="imgLink" target="_new" href="/static/vista.png"><!--
        --><img src="/static/vista_thumb.jpg"
                alt="Screenshot of the home page being displayed in 
                     IE 9 on Windows Vista"
                width="240"
                height="192" /><!--
    --></a>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="center vtop">
    <span class="smallText">Fig. 3: Screenshot of the home page being displayed
    in Safari 6.0.5 on OS X 10.8.5 (real hardware)<br />
    <span class="enlarge">(Click image to enlarge)</span></span>
</td>
<td class="center vtop">
    <span class="smallText">Fig. 4: Screenshot of the home page being displayed
    in IE 9 on Windows Vista (real hardware)<br />
    <span class="enlarge">(Click image to enlarge)</span></span>
</td>
</tr>
</tbody></table>
<table style="margin:0 auto"><tbody>
<tr>
<td style="width:258px;padding:12px 12px 0" class="center">
    <a class="imgLink" target="_new" href="/static/ios.png"><!--
        --><img src="/static/ios_thumb.jpg"
                alt="Screenshot of the home page being displayed on
                iOS 6"
                width="256"
                height="192" /><!--
    --></a>
</td>
<td style="width:343px;padding:12px 12px 0" class="center">
    <a class="imgLink" target="_new" href="/static/current.png"><!--
        --><img src="/static/current_thumb.jpg"
                alt="Screenshot of the home page being displayed on
                my main machine (Firefox 128 on macOS 14.5)"
                width="341"
                height="192" /><!--
    --></a>
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td class="center vtop">
    <span class="smallText">Fig. 5: Screenshot of the home page being displayed
    on iOS 6 (real hardware)<br />
    <span class="enlarge">(Click image to enlarge)</span></span>
</td>
<td class="center vtop">
    <span class="smallText">Fig. 6: Screenshot of the home page being displayed
    on my main machine (Firefox 128 on macOS 14.5) (real hardware)<br />
    <span class="enlarge">(Click image to enlarge)</span></span>
</td>
</tr>
</tbody></table>