src/pages/about.php


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<?php

const BIRTHDATE = "2001-04-13";
$age = date_diff(
    new DateTimeImmutable(),
    new DateTimeImmutable(BIRTHDATE)
)->format("%y");

?>

<param:title>About me</param:title>
<param:active-link>about</param:active-link>

<h1>About me</h1>

<?php include SRCDIR . "/includes/under-construction.php"; ?>

<p>Hello, I'm <strong>Jonas Kohl</strong> aka <strong>hozyro</strong>!</p>
<p>
I'm <strong><?= $age ?>-year-old</strong> university student and software
engineer. I use <strong>they/them</strong>, <strong>she/her</strong> and
<strong>he/him</strong> pronouns.
</p>
<p>
I love retro computing, especially the early to mid-2000s (yes, that's
considered retro now, get over it), as you can tell by this website
(which btw should work just fine in IE 6 if you manage to bypass the SSL errors
somehow &ndash; I tested it in IE 6, IE 7 and Mozilla 1.1). This website is also
available solely via HTTP over at
<a href="http://hozyro.jkohl.link/">http://hozyro.jkohl.link/</a>!
</p>
<p class="center">
<!-- I know, 'target' is only allowed in XHTML Frameset, but I don't care -->
    <a class="imgLink" target="_new" href="/static/screenshot.png"><!--
        --><img src="/static/screenshot_thumb.jpg"
                alt="Screenshot of this site being displayed in 
                     Internet Explorer 6 on Windows XP"
                width="256"
                height="192" /><!--
    --></a><br />
    <span class="smallText">Fig. 1: Screenshot of this site being displayed in 
    Internet Explorer 6 on Windows XP<br />
    <span class="enlarge">(Click image to enlarge)</span></span>
</p>